Charakter

DAMAGE DANCE
(music and lyrics by Tanks Without Headgear)

You can dance if you want to,
you can aggro all the mobs!
You need DPS
so you'll be the best,
forget about other jobs!

You can dance if you need to,
you can blast an AoE!
And if there's no tank
and you might get spanked,
maybe that's just what's meant to be!

And we can dance
(Or step)

We can queue where we want to
Even though our icon's red!
'cause everyone knows
Where partner buff goes
The mobs will all soon be dead!

We can pull if we want to,
If we don't, nobody will
And if the tank thinks that's rude
And brings down the mood
We'll just say that they've got no skill!

And say, we can dance, we can dance,
(Wait, standard step's an AoE?)
We can dance, we can dance,
GET THESE MOBS OFF OF ME!
We can dance, we can dance,
Forget about the DRG and his lance!
We can dance, we can dance,
Could I get a heal here, perchance?
Damage dance!
Oh well, the damage dance!
Ah yes, the damage dance!