WILLKOMMEN BEI DER COMMUNITY-SUCHE!

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✦ MANIC CORP. ✦

OFFICIAL HIRING NOTICE

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Mutual Accord, Non-Interference & Internal Compliance Corporation
(A questionably reputable Free Company)

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⠀Dear Esteemed Citizens of Eorzea,

⠀⠀After a brief yet dramatic period of “strategic financial recalibration,” MANIC Corp. is proud to announce that recruitment operations are once again… operational. We are currently seeking exceptional individuals to join our distinguished establishment.

CANDIDATE REQUIREMENTS

⠀⠀Successful applicants must:
⠀⠀⠀• Be an active Eorzean and enjoy engaging in Eorzean activities.
⠀⠀⠀• Be slightly unhinged, or possess dangerously high levels of charm.
⠀⠀⠀• Enjoy casual banters, or competitive ranked banters.
⠀⠀⠀• Prefer a niche working environment where co-workers are few, strange, and emotionally attached.
⠀⠀⠀• Exist primarily during evening hours (GMT+8).
⠀⠀⠀• Like catgirls.

EMPLOYEE BENEFITS & CORPORATE INCENTIVES

⠀⠀As a valued Asset™ of MANIC Corp., you will receive:
⠀⠀⠀• Endless supply of annoyance lovingly inflicted by fellow co-workers.
⠀⠀⠀• Polite kidnapping to contents such as daily roulettes, or nightly fire camp chit-chat.
⠀⠀⠀• Access to our spacious headquarters located in the middle of a sandy desert.
⠀⠀⠀• Growth opportunities for sprouts, or de-growth opportunities for veterans.
⠀⠀⠀• A generous monthly salary of under ONE BILLION GIL.

WORKPLACE CULTURE

⠀⠀At MANIC Corp., we pride ourselves on:
⠀⠀⠀• Ruthlessly supportive management.
⠀⠀⠀• Slow-burn recruitment (We emotionally vet you).
⠀⠀⠀• Structured compliance with mild chaos.
⠀⠀⠀• Strategic nonsense with impeccable vibes.
⠀⠀⠀• Really low chance of yan incident.

APPLICATION PROCESS

⠀⠀If you believe you possess the resilience required to survive our corporate ecosystem, submit your CV to Valette Renoux, or visit our lounge at Plot 19, Ward 13, The Goblet and pretend you already work here.

⚠ APPLY NOW ⚠
Compliance is optional. Participation is inevitable.